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                   Asbury S. Whole' 

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He's rarely, if ever, correct...but hey, predicting the future is NOT easy!! Besides, he's ingested a lot of herbicides over the years!  You think that Paraquat scare wasn't real...check this guy out!

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It has been brought to my attention that we receive very few emails from the millions of visitors to this site. Either the average I.Q. of our target demographic is dangerously close their respective handicaps, or you just flat don't care!!!  I'm going to type real slow so you understand... we need to hear from you or this could get ugly!!!

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